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Joke of the Day

"Perfect one night stand: Amish person. No internet access. No phones. In the heat of passion they'll whisper the secret to apple butter."

"A pedo, an alcoholic, and a priest walk in to a bar. And that's just the first guy."

"Have you heard of the band 150 megabytes? No? Not surprised, they don't have any gigs yet."

"A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops... But which one was the best? The Koala's, as it was the most Koala-Tea."

"Whenever someone says, ""I had the weirdest dream last night!"" I interrupt, ""I had dreams once..."" and stare at a wall until they leave."

"I finally got my TV show commissioned by the BBC. Its where we film inside the cockpit of an airplane. Were filming the pilot next week."

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys eat with their hats on!"

"Have you ever heard about that joke you can't tell to gay people?"

"[art store] You do free framing? ""With any purchase"" Ok, just this pencil and [slides a gun with wife's fingerprints] you know what to do"

"Sunday is an attractive person at the bar who turns out to be religious"