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Joke of the Day
"I don't like Jewish jokes. Anne Frankly I won't stand them."
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"*reaches for the stars* Stars: I have a boyfriend"
"I'm not saying my wife is fat... ...but when she lost her virginity, it wasn't so much a case of deflowering as deforestation."
"I was on the treadmill for 20 minutes this morning. Tomorrow I might even turn it on, but let's not rush into things."
"Cool prank: lead 50 pugs to the top of a waterslide & send them down 1 by 1 as the parents waiting at the bottom get increasingly confused"
"Two tips for faster jogging: hot guy in front of you and creepy dude behind"
"Why did the vampire have to get glasses? Because he was blind as a bat! (My 4 year old sister came up with this one yesterday)"
"I've even started lying about my age on the treadmill at the gym."
"What do you call a black bastard who never grew up? LeBron James"
"What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for? Motherfucking"