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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black bastard who never grew up? LeBron James"
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"""..so that's the story of Christmas. Questions?"" Where do turtledoves come from? ""Well, when a turtle and a dove really love each other.."""
"Happy New Year everyone....and may your worries this year last no longer than a Kardashian marriage ."
"Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor."
"Success is like a clitoris. I can't seem to find it."
"""Torture me"" said the masochist. ""No"" the sadist smiled."
"I'd have to say, on a scale from 1 to Pee... urinate"
"Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down."
"When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer? It's because that side has more geese."
"Roses are red Oh, by the way, I have Alzheimers Happy Veterans Day"