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Joke of the Day

"Two tips for faster jogging: hot guy in front of you and creepy dude behind"

"There's a lot of nasty jobs out there Butt plumbers have seen some shit."

"Jealous and Funn It's not important to win it's important to make the other Guy loose."

"My wife came home to me cheating on her. I don't know which surprised her more; the fact that I was fucking our daughter, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her."

"Why did the nihilist cross the road? It doesn't matter."

"I am so lazy that when I dropped the soap in the shower, I just sat down & took a bath. That was 2 hours ago. I'm still here."

"What did the donut say to the cop? Don't taste me, bro !"

"In was in a bar the other day. The barman said ""I see your glass is empty. Do you want another one?"" Why the fuck would I want 2 empty glasses?"

"Are news readers secretly insulting you? **Moron this story later.**"

"Wait, you didn't let me finish. What I was trying to say is Hitler was largely misunderstood by people who don't speak German."