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Joke of the Day
"I've even started lying about my age on the treadmill at the gym."
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"I was asked what I would give the man who has everything... Well, my phone number for a start."
"The wife told me she's sick of me pushing her around and talking behind her back. I said ""Well you are in a wheelchair"""
"I'm no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be: ""oh you think BUSH was terrible?"""
"Indian man's pick up line Once you go brown you never turn around..."
"What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries? A neurosturgeon"
"Firing Victoria of IAMA"
"Is there a shorter word for monosyllabic? Credit: Stephen Wright"
"What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset? Stealth Bomber"
"How dare you accept my apology, I wasn't really apologizing, that was a trick to get you to say that nothing was my fault"