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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying my wife is fat... ...but when she lost her virginity, it wasn't so much a case of deflowering as deforestation."

"What's a crusader's favourite drink? A Teu-tonic."

"What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel!"

"I doubt anyone's actually ""dying"" from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream."

"Why Derrick Rose's Rape Allegations Won't Stick. ""Just like his knees, it won't hold up in court"""

"Judgment Day will be long, grueling and brutal. On the plus side, there will be a special ""Fudge-ment Day!"" stand for the kids."

"What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot? Air Force Juan."

"If I was a police sketch artist I would be like ""is this the guy?"" And they would be like ""nope that's a barn"" because I can only draw barns"

"At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose"

"What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker? Don't poop where you scoop."