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"*reaches for the stars* Stars: I have a boyfriend"
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"Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it."
"A guy comes in a bar My bad, it's actually a horse. So a guy comes in a horse..."
"If sex is a pain in the ass ... Then you're doing it wrong."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic Christian? .... who worshipped the almighty 'Dog'."
"Fair Vs Unfair If someone is fair skinned does it imply if they are darker it's unfair?"
"I tried dropping the Google Maps human icon in North Korea... and he jumped back into his original position out of fear."
"How does gravity greet itself? It just waves"
"Why are French guns the best to buy? They've never been fired, and only dropped once."
"Pedophiles They're fucking immature assholes."