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Joke of the Day

"Has anyone said 'Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth'? Because I'd like to say that."

"How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam? She passed with frying crullers."

"How do you confuse a gay person? Raccoon."

"A tap, tap, tapping at my door Knock, knock. *Who's there?* Control freak. *Contro-* (interrupting) Now you say, ""Control freak who?"""

"Twister 2: Climate change makes tornadoes evolve. They work together. We can't beat them. We team up instead The twisters destroy ISIS."

"Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name."

"Another Halloween joke. A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders a beer, and a mop."

"An Irish Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar."

"What is the difference between a strip club and a circus? At a circus has cunning stunts"

"Where does the king keep his penis? In his deskis."