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Joke of the Day

"A reporter interviewed a 103-year-old woman. ""And what is the best thing about being 103?"" the reporter asked. She simply replied, ""No peer pressure."""

"A jealous woman...can make the FBI look like mall security."

"How did Jared lose all that weight eating at Subway? He just ordered off the children's menu."

"Women need to learn that ""most of my friends are guys"" just means you have a list of dudes who are trying to bone you."

"My nan used to always tell me ""only boring people get bored"" I prefer to call it 'entertainmentally challenged'..."

"QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week."

"On Mondays, Zombies feel alive inside."

"Your so bald your bald"

"I heard this joke about a guy who gave oral sex to his sister's daughter. It was a real niece lapper."