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Joke of the Day
"QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week."
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"What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know...."
"What do fish smoke? Seewead"
"Elephant and a naked man An elephant walks up to a man who was not wearing clothes and asked, ""How do you breathe out of that thing??"""
"Someone asked me if I was more indecisive or anti-climactic. I guess if I had to choose...I'd definitely say I'm one or the other."
"What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? Straight talk."
"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."
"Interviewer: your resume says you were a waiter Me: yes that's right Interviewer: where at Me: out in the lobby right before this interview"
"BUT YOU SAID IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I HAD TO GET WITH YOUR FRIENDS!"
"If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas and you will still die."