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Joke of the Day
"Who farted?"
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"my cat: *hacking up a hairball* my german neighbor: holy shit that cat is talking"
"What does a woman say after three consecutive orgasms? You mean you don't know?"
"What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do? Hook up"
"I was raping a women may night when.., She said think of her children Kinky bitch!"
"Died twice today Screw you daylight savings"
"Apple just announced new plans for the iPhone 8... It wont be a physical device, it will be iMaginary!"
"What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair."
"Why do Russians always wear track suits? Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks"
"I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday"