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"Who farted?"
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"What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose? Adenocarcinoma"
"What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach? You sand it!"
"Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks forward and change smoke alarm batteries before going to bed tonight."
"Behind every great man is a great woman... A in-between them is a wife that's always complaining."
"What is a shitzu? A zoo with no animals."
"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walks into a bar. He orders a drink."
"Theory: The Winter Olympics were invented by the cowbell industry."
"What did the joints say to the arthritis pain? Uh-Leave! I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come."
"There once was a man named Dave Dave dug up a chick from the grave. She looked kinda gritty... Was missing a titty... But think of the money he saved!"