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Joke of the Day
"Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses."
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"New York Sports"
"What do you call 6.9? Yet another great time interrupted by a period."
"A snake walks into a bar... ""I didn't know snakes could walk"" said the bartender"
"[dinner party] mario: what's in this risotto? me: mushroom, you're not allergic? mario: *grows to like 20 feet*"
"I am waiting for scientist to invent invisible chocolate nobody will see me getting fat."
"Men treat women like objects. Weird men treat objects like women."
"Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them."
"Will I become attractive if I swallow magnets?"
"Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years."