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Joke of the Day
"Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them."
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"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."
"You only have one childhood, it may as well last your entire life."
"*Makes bacon *Eats one piece *2 pieces *3 pieces *Eats all the bacon *Hides the evidence 9: Yummm! What's that smell? Me: Cereal"
"""I'll take movies for $500 Alex"" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter ""You gotta be kidding me"""
"1. Put on red T-shirt. 2. Remember that I need to go to Target today. 3. Take off red T-shirt."
"what to ketchup and a condom have in common? they both go on your weenie"
"How does a midget buy stuff With micro transactions"
"A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated. It was called the EU referendum."
"A procrastinator's work is never done."