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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 6.9? Yet another great time interrupted by a period."
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"I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic"
"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is ""I can tweet that"""
"CLICKBAIT JOKE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY ""Why is it deleted?"" [Deleted]"
"a fruedian slip is when you say one thing. . . . when you're thinking of a mother."
"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what'll you have? Ghost says: I'm here for the boos."
"I accidentally swallowed some Liquid Paper last night ...Today, I woke up with a massive correction."
"just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later"
"Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness."