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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes? sub-standard."

"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."

"What should I say? Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not"

"Im using free internet because my neighbor did not protect his wifi via password."

"Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook."

"If you enjoy arguing about lunches at 6 AM I can't recommend parenting highly enough."

"Why do cows have bells? Because there horns don't work"

"Why do cows need four legs to walk? Because they lactose. Moo"

"I went for a job interview in a Art Gallery today, but the interviewers seemed to hate everything about me. I didn't really paint a good picture of myself."

"What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle? A bad habit"