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Joke of the Day

"I broke up with my girlfriend when I found out she only has 4 toes on each foot.... Turns out I'm lack-toes intolerant.."

"I've been working on my favorite puns... I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"So a conservative was browsing r/news Haha that's a good one."

"What do you call... What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"

"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said thanks I said don't mention it..."

"There are three kinds of people on this earth. Those who can count ... And those who can't."

"I chuckled at this one Suicidal arsonist burned at the stake."

"Being fat is over weighted.- Elmer Fudd"

"Confucius say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."

"How do you know if someone truly loves fast food? It has a special place in their hearts"