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Joke of the Day

"Why is the sea so salty? because the land won't wave back."

"Why aren't there any female butchers? Because anytime they touch meat it turns to bone."

"Punny wednesday The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone. ""Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."""

"Dudes named Chance never had one."

"A prostate exam... Is worrying when the doctor shouts ""look no hands!"""

"Did you know the pope really loves cats? He's a real catholic."

"Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana."

"If you ever feel unimportant... Just remember Windows 9"

"Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel? He Jar Jar Blinked."

"Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot."