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Joke of the Day
"You wanna know the best food to eat when sad? Cheerios"
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"What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards? A Czech Republic"
"So my wife just hit me with a ""mom joke"". She says, ""oh look, there's whiteout conditions in Washington D.C. I bet Will Smith is gonna boycott""!"
"My toddler fell, smashed his face into the cement, then played it off like he was giving the ground a kiss. No DNA test necessary."
"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, ""My Blue Heaven"""
"Hey you hear about that gay midget? Yeah, he came out of the cupbard."
"A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies If you liked it then you should have put a rig on it"
"Why do black people have such big dicks? So they have something to play with on christmas. -inappropriate, but i think its funny."
"So I'm trying to get my husband to go to Paris with me but so far my best argument has been, ""I will kill you in your sleep."""