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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, ""My Blue Heaven"""

"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."

"Satan: And this is the TV room. Me: This isn't so bad. *turns on TV* *only thing showing is golf*"

"What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns."

"My Friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy My friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy.It was so pathetic that everybody just laughed at his jokes."

"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp. &nbsp; &nbsp; Credit: 3rd grade me."

"What's the difference between a wheat thin and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."

"You'll never hear the phrase ""It's time to separate the men from the boys"" in a Catholic church."

"Someone check the bulletin board... I think it's been shot!"

"With Tim Cook being gay and all... It's no wonder he likes dongles so much."