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Joke of the Day

"What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common? They all have the same PR guy."

"A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is called a man"

"Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your Random Party Pics 08 album at 4am."

"There are plenty of fish in the sea... ...but until I catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod."

"What Did I learn in Feminist Baking class? 1 Smash the Pastryarchy 2 We live in a Crepe Culture 3 Kale Privilege is going unchecked every day!"

"The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes"

"There's always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don't know, Emotion behind: I don't care & Pain behind: It's okay."

"If you don't have a condom, put a stone in your shoe.. ...it'll make you limp."

"I'm not here to make FRIENDS - David Schwimmer on his day off (it is 1996 in this tweet)"

"What is a pirate's favorite drink? The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)"