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Joke of the Day

"The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes"

"Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends? A squadratic formula, if you will."

"Thanks Autocorrect, I did want to bang her braids out."

"What do you call a guy who's into beastiality? Someone who really gets his head into the game."

"Did you hear about the amputee that came in last on Jeopardy? He was stumped."

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes: *whack* ""Dang!"" A bad skydiver goes: ""Dang!"" *whack*"

"What joke did drake get when talking to diddy? The punchline"

"This kitty has really overstayed its welcome. All hello and no goodbye."

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head as it hits the windshield? It's butt!"

"Just went to a dance for mentally handicapped people It was basically one big slow dance."