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Joke of the Day

"There's always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don't know, Emotion behind: I don't care & Pain behind: It's okay."

"Sure glad I filled my iPod with shit that I hate."

"""Omelet you finish."" - Kanyegg West"

"Police Officer: ""Can you identify yourself, Sir""? Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me""."

"What is the best way to stop rape? Consent"

"How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a coloring book, and tell her to color in all the pages with a white crayon."

"So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? ""Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."""

"How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure? Ohmmmmmm............?"

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"My girlfriend broke up with me, because she hated me singing Linkin Park songs all the time. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."