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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Spaniard walk into a bar.. The Icelander couldn't come because he was still at the European Cup"

"With great power comes Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial."

"Do you have cotton balls? ""Yes"" ""Do they tickle when you walk?"""

"How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti."

"How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it."

"I spent 20 minutes at the gym trying to untangle my headphones...I'm done..my arms are killing me!"

"My background check bounced."

"My coffee shop in Tokyo hasn't had many customers in the last couple of months... It's ok now though, people are starting to drift in."

"Prove you're not a robot by typing two words that sounds like they were doodled on a toilet cubicle by a schizophrenic"

"What do you call it when you have sex to Scott Joplin music? A maple leaf shag!"