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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you have sex to Scott Joplin music? A maple leaf shag!"
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"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3....one to bend over, one to screw the lightbulb in, and one to drive the gay pride day parade float."
"Funny Fact Always happens to me : Study for one hour no one sees . But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room"
"What's the fastest way to get a female Officer to arrest you? Liquor."
"Do you know there is a serial number printed on every condom? I guess you haven't rolled it down far enough."
"Why was oedipus against profanity Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"
"That moment when your crush is absent, and you wasted your time going to school."
"An alligator decided to have unprotected sex... Now he has Gatorades."
"I like my women how I like my coffee Sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer"
"What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."