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Joke of the Day
"With great power comes Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial."
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"She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day....I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I'M the weirdo???"
"*Shakespeare resetting his password* ""Enter new password."" Fortnight ""Your password is two weeks."""
"one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said ""Watch me"" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year"
"Do seagulls ever wake up in the morning and take a moment to gather their thoughts, or do they just go straight into seagull stuff?"
"Where do ants keep their armies? in their sleevies"
"How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany? By the way it Goebbels"
"What do you say to a fig on ice? Fig u're skating"
"Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs? He wanted his *Kidneys*."
"How do you piss off an entire community with one word? [Deleted]"