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Joke of the Day
"I spent 20 minutes at the gym trying to untangle my headphones...I'm done..my arms are killing me!"
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"Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."
"Just calculated my BMI and found out I should be 47ft tall."
"Did you hear about the new LSU Visa card coming out? You get Les Miles and zero points"
"Woe, gone. RIP Sir Terry"
"few things sound worse than getting smurfed in 3D"
"Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is."
"Your resume just says ""falconer"" ""And?"" Well, this is a bank *falcon starts break-dancing* ""Not yet Tyler, wait until he offers us the job"""
"""Who the fuck is this bitch?"" - Me, every time the local news gets a new anchor woman."
"What's a trees favorite drink? Root beer"