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Joke of the Day
"one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere"
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"Texting...because men didn't have a hard enough time understanding women before so we had to take away the ability to convey tone."
"Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs? So that you can tell them apart from feminists"
"You'll know it's true love when you're in your late 30s and have no other options."
"A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools."
"What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton? You gotta be chitin me!"
"My Grandpa said, our generation relies too much on technology I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"Five chickens leave Topeka traveling west at 25 mph. Please help me find them chickens. Those are my chickens."
"I put on my pants just like you, reluctantly, when the doorbell rings."
"How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!"