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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it."
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"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape"
"Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes Mom but I think it would be easier to buy one."
"I've never been good with 'pick-up' lines I once said to this girl, ""Hey, you get fries with that shake?"" It turns out she had Parkinson's."
"Excuse me girlfriend for I have burped. It has been 3 weeks since my last apology"
"Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant? She was told to do an essay in school."
"[Request] Not sure if this is the right subreddit I am looking for some funyun jokes, it is for school."
"Wife: the library called about an overdue book *eye my copy of Outlandish Excuses for Everyday Life* ""Tell them I died in the moon wars"""
"This one came to me this morning - How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral? Mourning wood."
"Old enough -Mom I'm finally 15, can I have a boyfriend? -No. -Can I use high Heels? -No. -Can I use a mini skirt? -No. -But why? -Because you're a man, Bob."