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Joke of the Day

"What's the best time of day? The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."

"Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going"

"I don't know what ""swag"" is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I'm assuming it's not talent."

"Have you heard about the emo pizza? All you do is insult it, and it cuts itself."

"Why did the phone get away with its crime? Because it had good connections!"

"How did Moses make his tea?"

"Women's logic: I went to buy a suit. But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag."

"A man overdosed on viagra His wife took it very hard"

"What is the difference between a G spot and a golf ball A guy will actually search for a golf ball"

"What's the difference between a chef and a gay guy? A chef doesn't stir yesterday's food."