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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest Olympic sport to master? Hurdling. There are a lot of obstacles on the way, and it's hard to get a leg up on the competition."

"Every 3 seconds, a girl with a pink cell phone case uses the wrong ""your."""

"I hate it when people want to argue over the use and meaning of words. For example, I like to think of myself as a ""ladies man."" But the jury preferred the term ""rapist."""

"Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone."

"so my girl friend just called me a pedofile i told her that was a big word for a 5 year old"

"Two men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would've noticed"

"So doctor how much time do I have left? 10... 10 what? 9, 8...."

"Why does Richard have a small dick? Because Dick is short for Richard."

"My friends think I never listen to their opinions... like I give a sh*t what they think."

"An engineer has girlfriend but she lives in other nation ...... .......& that nation is ""Imagination"""