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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest Olympic sport to master? Hurdling. There are a lot of obstacles on the way, and it's hard to get a leg up on the competition."

"Someone should tell dudes who pay dominatrixes to belittle them that the Apple Genius Bar is completely free."

"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... They'll declare you in Seine"

"I'm 87% sure ""snooze button"" time is sped up and ""waiting for the microwave"" time is slowed down and this is not okay."

"A blonde walked into the dentist office... ...and sat down in a chair. The dentist said: ""Open Wide"" ""I can't"" - The blonde said. - ""This chair has arms"""

"So if Humpty Dumpty is an egg, what species is the thing inside him? Another egg? ""No I mean do you have any questions about the job?"""

"I'm going to open a building that functions as a sperm bank as well as a urine analysis center. It'll be called ""coming or going""."

"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth to me"

"DVDs died beacuse of Torrents. Hence, DVD Rip."

"I bought what I thought was a Burger King But infact it was just a little Wimpy."