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Joke of the Day

"A blonde walked into the dentist office... ...and sat down in a chair. The dentist said: ""Open Wide"" ""I can't"" - The blonde said. - ""This chair has arms"""

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come."

"Have you guys heard about the scarecrow... Have you guys heard about the scarecrow that got a nobel prize for being outstanding in his field?"

"What if that light at the end of the tunnel you see when you die is just you being born from another vagina?"

"What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler? How red their necks are."

"Just locked eyes with a four year old boy while I violently choked on a piece of popcorn. He didn't look away. He would have watched me die."

"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."

"Phil Collins' ""In The Air Tonight"" is the best ever song about a silent but deadly fart."

"What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? Get a new wife"

"Developers with New Game Ideas ""Ok I got it. Here's my epic title. Patent pending! Subjugate The Rest of the World...sounds fun right?"" Where do I have to travel to play this game?"