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Joke of the Day
"DVDs died beacuse of Torrents. Hence, DVD Rip."
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"I was talking to my friend earlier. I thought, ""Why on earth are you called Earlier?"""
"What's your favorite dirty joke? Mine is: Wht do Jewish men have their sons circumsised? Because they know Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off."
"Exorcist - The Sequel Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN TICKLES!!"
"What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy."
"I was grinding on a girl in a club last night and she said to me, ""Will you please take your skateboard and f#ck off!"""
"When I Die I want my remains to be scattered at Disneyland. I also don't want to be cremated."
"They say the average man thinks about sex every 6 seconds That's why I try to eat hotdogs in 5"
"Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope's car."