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Joke of the Day
"DVDs died beacuse of Torrents. Hence, DVD Rip."
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"Knock knock... Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS"
"What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake"
"What did one end of the rope say to the other? We were bound to get together..."
"What would be a Jew's fighting stance in mortal kombat? Jew jipped you!"
"How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything lol"
"How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes."
"""You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower."" ""Really? Which rat was he?"""
"What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them? WASWAS."
"Someone stole my catheter... ... they really took the piss."