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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to open a building that functions as a sperm bank as well as a urine analysis center. It'll be called ""coming or going""."

"What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."

" Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."

"Why don't most people have classes on Saturday or Sunday? School is for the week."

"A young boy goes to his father and says ""Dad, I think my gym teacher is gay"". His father says ""Why do think that?"" The boy responds ""Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."""

"There is one good thing about pedophiles... its that they drive slowly when going past a school."

"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work because the dog just goes ""Cool, now we're both barking!"""

"AROMATHERAPY CONNUDRUM: Spilling a large bucket of Lavender oil all over your carpet: Very stressful, or very relaxing?"

"Your mama is so fat... Her alphabet is the KFCs"

"Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy? Steven King. JK Rowling."