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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to open a building that functions as a sperm bank as well as a urine analysis center. It'll be called ""coming or going""."

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"I rang a gym yesterday and asked them if they could teach me to do the splits ""How flexible are you?"" they asked ""Well I can't do Tuesday's"""
"Ladies, if you're over 50, you may wanna rethink the cowboy hat. It's terrifying."
"What should you do when you are cold? Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees"
"What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch? Paddy O'Furniture"
"Why are midgets so skinny? Because they eat h*elf*ally"
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but the light bulb really has to want to change."
"What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution? Serf's up!"
"Kids, on Christmas Eve Santa WILL break in to your house. He wants to STEAL YOUR COOKIES. If he has an ""accident"" the law is on your side."
"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor."