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Joke of the Day

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower? Give her a shovel."

"One I came up with today. Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles? They are sacreligious."

"DON'T QUESTION YOUR DOCTOR A man went to see his doctor. ""You need to stop masturbating,"" the doctor told him. The man asked, ""Why?"" The doctor replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"If a girl has sex with many guys, she's called a slut, but if a guy does the same... ... he's called gay."

"Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."

"My ex... My ex was like a rock pool. Shallow, but interesting. And upon closer inspection I found crabs."

"What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U"

"Thoughts on my new mustache. It's growing on me."

"Poke joke Knock knock? who's there? Shaymin. Shaymin who? Shame in you!"

"There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod."