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Joke of the Day

"There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod."

"Started to travel back in time to kill Hitler, but then I decided to be more efficient and went back and shot Adam and Eve instead."

"Police Officer and the Pothead Police Officer: ""How high are you?"" Pothead: ""No officer, it's ""Hi, How are you?"""

"What do you call a guy with rabbits up his arse/ass? Warren."

"If 40 is the new 20, does that mean 20 is the new 10, and if so, do I need to delete these photos off my phone?"

"In India, you don't drive on the left of the road.. you drive on what is left on the road."

"Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell."

"Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality"

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."

"I can't wait for my girlfriend to get up and swap tampons. Let's see what she thinks of the party popper I've put inside her."