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Joke of the Day
"What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't? Zikachu."
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"Stevie Wonder has seven kids But I heard he never sees them."
"The England team won't be voting in the referendum They can never find the box let alone put a cross in it."
"So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound... Apparently it's called the ""Large Hardon Collider""."
"Westminster Dog Show If a poor dog ever wins the Westminster Dog Show I hope at least one announcer calls it a Wags to Riches Story..."
"Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his Ipad to comfort him I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in flash."
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"In a way people that work in coffee shops are also First Responders. #Heroes"
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels."
"*feels the music* Music: ""ew. no."""