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Joke of the Day

"So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound... Apparently it's called the ""Large Hardon Collider""."

"My tombstone will read I should have googled it first."

"Frodo Baggins doesn't get Back Court Violations in basketball. He gets a There and Back Again"

"Why did the mushroom get invited to a party? because he was a fungi"

"A couple was having sex in the front seat of the car. They were very horny!"

"You shouldn't tell vegans to suck a dick. Semen is an animal product."

"Guys, you CAN catch AIDS from a toilet seat! If you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"[getting murdered] Me: ""Could you please stop for a second?"" *gives murderer a Snickers"

"My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta"

"Genie: ""You have 3 wishes."" Ian: ""I wish for everyone to be equal."" Genie: ""Okay. You have no wishes."""