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Joke of the Day

"So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound... Apparently it's called the ""Large Hardon Collider""."

"If two wrongs make a right... Then what do two wrights make? A plane."

"Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn... He kicks everyone out of the band and says: ""If there's only one direction, it's West."""

"What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A ""booquet"" of flower."

"People who don't understand what I'm trying to say are anti-semantics."

"What did the mountain climber name his horse? Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest."

"My boss said, ""Have a good day""... So I went home."

"So there's two astronauts on a rocket... One says to the other, ""Get Ready, it's almost time for launch."" To which the other says ""Launch?! I haven't even had breakfast yet!"""

"I just woke up and scared the hell out of this mortician."

"Why did the skull win 1st place in the race? Because he ran ahead."