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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B."
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"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... Now it looks like France landed there..."
"what's about 5 inches long and hasn't been inside another man in almost 2 weeks? Cory Monteith's heroin syringe"
"I went to the store for some flatbread... They had naan."
"[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."""
"Holy crap! I can't believe it! Thanks to Twitter - I'm going to Yale! Wait a minute... Jail - I'm going to jail! Oh..."
"Why should you bury indians 10 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"
"How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash? 9 months"
"My girlfriend thought she caught me cheating on her... I was like, ""No baby, I ain't cheating on you, that's just my wife!"""
"Two peanuts are hanging out with the wrong crowd... One was assaulted!"