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Joke of the Day
"Why should you bury indians 10 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"
Next Joke
"My New Year's Resolution was to stop making innuendo jokes about my sexual stamina. Day two and so far so good. I just hope I can keep it up."
"My wife treats me like a God...She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something."
"First person to build a clock had no idea how long it took."
"[out in public] Me: A kid is crying. Wife: It's not one of ours. [we fist bump]"
"I wanted to get a brain transplant... But I changed my mind."
"My son kneed himself on the trampoline. *black eye forming Me: Son, we need to come up with a better story than this."
"Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert."
"You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that can't be divided by two."
"This Just In For News A man apparently, we assume, was black, and we assume, was shot, and we assume, by a police officer. More details, we assume, later."