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Joke of the Day

"I went to the store for some flatbread... They had naan."

"I walked up to a group of girls. I said, ""Would you like to see a magic trick?"" ""Yes,"" they smiled eagerly. Then I handed them a David Blaine DVD and walked off."

"You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!"

"Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? Because it multiplied by dividing."

"Seeing as how reddit is taking so many pictures of lightning... Reddit must have some lightning fast reflexes"

"I may make a lot of typos when I text, but in my defense, I do have to look at the road sometimes."

"I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool."

"A leper man has sex with a hooker. Keep the tip, he says afterwards."

"I went on to AA.com looking for help with my drinking problem, but somehow walked away with plane tickets to Oktoberfest."