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Joke of the Day

"Feminists have been banned from walking past my local garden center In case they take a fence"

"There's an opening for a scapegoat at our office. I think you'd be perfect for the job."

"My life flashed before my eyes... ...Turns out I'm epileptic and died from the seizure."

"The word of the day is ""Legs."" Spread the word!"

"Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots."

"How many guys in the friendzone does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just stand around and compliment it, and then get pissed when it won't screw"

"Canada has done well in removing the patriarchal effect on its society. Even their economy reflects it - now, _every_ worker gets 77 cents for every dollar earned."

"LAMP FOR SALE: gold, antique, good patina, evil genie, functions like new, you will be killed, shiny, polished, be careful what you wish for"

"I joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand at the back and ting."

"No I don't watch Mad Men. If I wanted to pretend like it was fifty years ago I'd just go to a Tea Party Rally."