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Joke of the Day
"I want my tombstone to read ""Free WiFi"" so people would visit more often"
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"A person dies every 3 seconds. How can a person die that many times?"
"""Man cave"" - Russian who has yet to get a full grip on our language, except mostly slang terms, describing the end of a couple's argument"
"My wife was having an affair... I was devastated. But, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning."
"Interrupting Cow's Cousin Moo. Knock knock. Who's there? Time traveling cow."
"What do rabbis call the leftovers of a circumcision? Debris."
"What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk? My zipper."
"Every time I read news about ISS Im like what did ISIS do this time... half way through the article... how the hell did they get to space. Oh wait damn you dyslexia!! edit: joke"
"X post from meanjokes: michael schumacher regained consciousness today, have your heard how the doctors did it? They sat him on the window seat of the bus"
"How many Scots didn't turn up to vote? One in Fife"