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Joke of the Day
"What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk? My zipper."
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"Them: If you were stranded on a desert island with any two people, living or dead, who would they be? Me: Can they both be dead?"
"PERSONALITY TEST: When you read an obit where someone passes away ""surrounded by family,"" do you picture murder, or suicide?"
"I just invented a new word: plagiarism."
"Now that the snow/Ice storm on the east coast is over The Center for Global Warming Research will re-open today at 9:00am"
"A little boy wrote to Santa Claus... One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, ""Please send me a sister."" Santa Claus wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother."""
"I'm reading the newspaper with a vengeance. This time it's personals."
"Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."