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Joke of the Day

"Why are dogs and engineers alike ? They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly."

"Carson: No it wasn't a friend it was a close family member. And I didn't stab her I froze her heart. ""Sir, that's the plot of Frozen."""

"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."

"A nude man walks into a doctor's office. A nude man walks into a doctor's office wrapped in Cellophane from head to toe. The doctor says, ""Well, clearly I can see your nuts."""

"Empty My head is just like the comments section. (I'm not sure if the 'Wow, such empty' is on PCs and laptops so... yeah...)"

"I went to a placenta party the other day... the cervix was terrible."

"My wife's sister My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off."

"What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway."

"Women would be better serial killers if they didn't smile when people mention someone's been missing"

"The riot police are always early. I hear it helps them beat the crowds."