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Joke of the Day

"Starbucks Employees at Starbucks hate me...probably because I never buy anything when I go there just to take a dump."

"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period, since it ends his sentence."

"A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today. She was stealing souls. First time on Reddit! Hey guys!"

"I wanna get Transitions Lens LASIK surgery, so that when I'm out in the sun my eyes go black and children will run away from me."

"What is a chefs weapon of choice? A salt rifle"

"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing But you mean your mother.......I mean another"

"We should move to a herb based fuel economy We can finally make the trains run on thyme."

"Getting an Arts Degree... ..."

"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""

"If you love batman, let him go... Batman returns."