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Joke of the Day
"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period, since it ends his sentence."
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"Girl, you don't even know how crazy I am about you.... I'm thinking about digging my mom up so she can meet you."
"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"
"I'm going to protect my tweets on Christmas this year so Santa can't ""know when I'm not sleeping or know when I'm awake."" Take that!"
"Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert? Because he was stuffed!"
"Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic - Tacs."
"what colour are Marios overalls? denim denim denim"
"A vulture carrying two dead squirrels lines up to board a plane And the flight attendant says to him, ""I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we only allow one carrion."""
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? When she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat."
"date: where did u get that, i don't see that on the menu me: (biting into my corn on the cob) i bring my own corn on the cob"