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"Some people are named after where they were conceived. For example Brooklyn, Paris... My friend Ally doesn't agree."
"""Move miss, please get out of the way. Please get out of the way, miss. Please get out of the way.""- Ludacris's cousin, Kurteous"
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"I can still remember my Grandpa's last words to me: ""Are you still holding the ladder?"""
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"I needed to get a treasure hunter's attention so I shouted ""AU!"""
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