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Joke of the Day

"A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today. She was stealing souls. First time on Reddit! Hey guys!"

"Why does my van have windows? I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance."

"What's a Rabbi's favourite drink? Mountain Jew."

"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8."

"What type of car explodes? A Talivan."

"Yo Momma So Fat Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."

"What's a let down Chinese lobster called? A crushed asian"

"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!"

"What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!"

"Knock Knock? Whos There? Imaja / Imaja who ? Oh look the door opened Im out"