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Joke of the Day
"What is a chefs weapon of choice? A salt rifle"
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"Just think about this: Jeff Goldblum is someone's uncle. Jeff Goldblum goes to someone's house for holidays and is Jeff Goldblum."
"don't worry, if there's a third world war, the United States won't be involved because it's a first world country"
"If Crunch Berries aren't considered fresh fruit I don't think this diet is going to work out."
"Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero."
"The difference between Julius Caesar and a Rapist? Caesar came, saw, and conquered, a rapist saw, conquered and came."
"A reasonably attractive girl applied for a modelling job in a glamour magazine She was a candid eight."
"[Jesus opens his fortune cookie] SOMEONE WILL BETRAY YOU ""Uh oh"" YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE 4 2 0 6 9 ""Haha nice!"""
"What do you someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!"
"How much money do hookers with shallow vaginas make? Just the tips."