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Joke of the Day

"The one knock knock joke I'm sure you've never heard. ...Silence...."

"I shall final no more forever. -Schooling Bull"

"What do you call a tv show about female puberty? A Breasted Development"

"Please don't joke about 9/11, my uncle was on one of the planes. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

"My sex life That is all"

"What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? ... I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. Edit: Whoa, I knew this was a great joke but didnt expect this. Thanks!"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt"

"It's too tight Girl: It's too tight! Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly Girl: Push it in! Boy: Ah, I can't... Girl: It's painful... Boy: Forget it. I'll just buy a new wedding ring"

"in high school I was voted 'who is that? does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'"

"Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not."